Guess who’s back….back again

Hello much neglected blog,

I feel like I start every post with a ‘why I haven’t written anything in months’ introduction. As always, I have little excuse other than sheer laziness.

To summarise.

I turned 31. Although if anybody asks, I’m 29.

I took a much needed break to Liverpool and loved it so much I’m house hunting and job searching online as we speak. I took my Mum away to celebrate her (early) 60th birthday. Neither of us had ever been before and it was amazing. We started by going to Crewe to watch Crewe Alexandra v Plymouth Argyle (our team) in the opening game of the season and the lovely Alex gave Maw a wonderful halftime birthday shout out. And we won 3-0. Great day all round. Shame about Crewe but no day can be entirely perfect. Then on to Liverpool where we did everything Beatles related. I actually cried stood next to the Penny Lane road sign. And I don’t know why. I don’t even like the song. It was a week of tears because I went on to sob, violently, at the Museum of Liverpool at the John and Yoko exhibit and again, I don’t know why. John’s my 4th favourite Beatle. I wasn’t even hormonal. I was just an emotional wreck. As a lover of architecture, seeing the Royal Liver Building had me welling up. Trekked over to Port Sunlight to see a collection of Rembrandt (my favourite artist) sketches on loan from The Ashmolean and I was so moved by the sketch of him and his wife Saskia, a sketch I have read and studied so much about, that seeing it in front of my eyes, yep, you guessed it. I cried. My Mum is an incredibly patient woman. Also helps that she has a constant supply of pocket tissues in her bag. We ended the trip by going to Morecambe (again, 10/10 do not recommend) to see the statue of Eric Morecambe. My favourite. I will never get tired or bored of watching Morecambe and Wise. I almost cried. But unfortunately, we wanted to get out of Morecambe as quick as we could. So instead I sang Bring me Sunshine at the top of my lungs and got straight back in the car and on my way to civilisation.

I wanted to hate Liverpool, what with being terribly Southern, but I couldn’t. Between us we couldn’t fault a single thing. It was great, it was beautiful and the people went out of their way to help us (Mother has very visible mobility issues. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree). Woman had a great time away which is all I could ask for. It wasn’t quite the 60th birthday in St Petersburg she had suggested (she was very easily influenced watching the World Cup in Russia), but there’s always next year for that.

House hunting has gone up a notch anyway as I prepare to say goodbye to the flat. 11 years is too long in Aberdeen. I’ve had enough. I’d had enough after a week. I’ve done well to last this long. Until recently it’s always been Edinburgh that the search has focused on, but I don’t think the budget will stretch to buying what I want….Liverpool however….watch this space.

I received the date for my second foot operation (30th August) which can’t come soon enough. This does mean that I have now stopped injecting cosentyx and my knees are already screaming out in pain. No inflammation so far, so I’ll keep my good fingers crossed that it remains that way. I’m in two minds about starting again due to the crazy weight gain that is continuing to occur. I started my cosentyx journey almost 3 stone lighter than I am now. And it shows. And I feel it. And it’s 100% down to the injections. Will discuss with my rheumatologist at my annual review in a few weeks time. Otherwise all is ok. ‘New toes’ feel quite achy but generally feel ok. Did I ever write about the fact I broke one of them? I forget. Good times. It’s more general aches and pains that I feel of late. I guess this is what comes with old age, what with being *29* and all.

Having said that, my fingernails are riddled with psoriasis again, and have been for a while, and I always find my nails to be an indicator of my arthritis in general. Bad nails = bad arthritis. I’m out of ideas with what to do with them. I keep them super short, I gently buffer away the ridges, but still they get worse. Even when the nails are super short it doesn’t stop the psoriasis from destroying what little is left. Any ideas? My GP won’t refer me to have them permanently removed (believe me, I have BEGGED) unless it comes to that last resort. But I’m fed up of them. HELP ME.

I got a new phone which I still have little idea how to use so for every message I’ve potential deleted without replying, or which didn’t transfer over, my sincerest apologies.

Molly cat had to have 4 teeth removed and was a very brave girl. But apparently so sassy she ripped out her IV drip within 10 mins of coming round. That’s my girl.

Been absolutely stressed to the max with a lot of life happening at once. I can’t wait for 2019 to be over so I can start 2020 afresh. And just when I thought I couldn’t get any more stressed or flustered, I’ve been called for jury duty. Exactly 6 weeks after my op. Pin pull and sheriff court. What a time to be alive.

Work is still mind numbingly dull and unfulfilling but I’m yet to work out what I want to do (or can do) instead. Although it’s debateable just how well I can do my current job anyway. I feel like my brain is wasting away in this office. In this job. In this industry. If you have a job for me, send it my way. I make a very good cup of tea.

I’ve read 40 books already this year. Another sign I should get some friends.

I passed my second year of Open University. Just. Heavy, heavvvvy emphasis on the just part with relation to the exam. Not my finest moment. However, I passed politics as a whole strongly and am now onwards to philosophy. Much excite.

After 13 years since I turned my back on it (long story, it involved me passing my driving test and buying £20 of pick n mix from Woolies to celebrate, very retro) I’m making the transition back to being vegetarian. I hate waste, so I don’t want to chuck the meaty food I already have, hence it’s a transition, but it means what I’m buying going forward is veggie.

I’ve stopped wearing make up because my skin has been in terrible condition and I *finally* feel a little bit more like myself in general. I’ve started to wear clothes that feel a bit more me. Dodgy outfits as documented on my Instagram. And if you don’t follow me, why not? I’m very funny. Today I look rarther fetching at work in a pair of black polka dot joggers and a grey nasa hoody. I haven’t showered or brushed my hair. It’s a strong lewk. I dyed my hair purple but because I am the worst at anything to do with hair care it became ginger due to the bleach pretty quickly. But. I discovered toner. And it’s now a purple auburn. And I aint mad at it. I look less pale if noting else. It’s a slow process, and I’m still trying to get my head around being 2 dress sizes bigger than I’m used to, but I feel…better. A lot of the dress size expansion should be attributed to the fact that for the first time in my entre adult life I have boobs. And not just boobs but massive ones. I’m not a fan. I miss living life like every day was pancake day.

If there is one thing I’m not very good at, and I hate myself for it, is that I’m not very good at maintaining friendships. I am by nature a pretty solitary person, I like being alone and I like my own company, and I tend to want to be by myself than be with other people. Even my favourite people. It’s not personal, it never has been, I just can’t explain it. A born introvert (hard to believe, but true) I was probably the only teenager growing up who’s mother WISHED they would go out all night. Just go out Becks. Get out the house. Go out all night. JUST GO OUT. But I have tried very hard (well, maybe not very hard) to try and spend time with my friends. This year I’ve had my two best pals from Uni come to stay and I hope they’ll be back soon. Friends round for cuppas. I’ve even made friends at work. This is a big deal. I am reminded of the expression that best friends are like stars, you don’t always see them but you know they’re always there. And it reminds me that I have out there, in this big wide world, a select group of people, one in particular and she knows who she is <3,who I love more than life. I don’t see her often. We don’t speak often. But we don’t need to. Because it goes deeper than friendship. So I’m going to keep working on myself and working on keeping these priceless friendships going.

Man, that got slushy quite fast.

And other than that, things are much the same as they ever were.

Still always debating whether or not to continue with the blog. Given how life is less arthritis-y and medication-y it seems a bit….futile? I don’t know.

I disabled my facebook page for a while, which was great, only it meant I disabled the blog facebook page as well. Does anyone know if I can keep the blog part and not the personal part? It’s such a life zapping pointless app to me now. Says she, who loves Instagram. Nobody is perfect ok.

And that, ladies and gentlemen is a wrap. I make zero promises about another blog post any time soon but I will try and document my foot surgery a bit better than I did last time. 2 weeks today.

Bye.

30

30.

Thirty.

Trente.

Dreißig.

Trenta.

Dertig.

Trinta.

Or, in my strange accent. Firty. (33 will be a nightmare, that’s all I’m saying).

This time last year I set out trying to complete 30 things before I was 30. Life got in the way. I like being lazy, I think I achieved 3 things. Maybe I’ll do the 30 things before I’m 90….let’s not hold our breath.

Why is 30 seen as such a watershed age? I feel like 30 is the first age that sounds like you’re supposed to be an adult. At 30 you’re supposed to have your shit together, right?

I feel ok about turning 30. Not least because I still look impossibly young (thank you filters for allowing me to believe this illusion). I was asked recently by someone at work what my secret is to not looking my age, “Not having children”, I smugly replied. That and glycolic acid. Try it out. Superdrug do a really good glycolic acid which is a great introductory to acids and for the price, do a smashing job.

https://www.superdrug.com/Naturally-Radiant/Superdrug-Natural-Radiant-Glycolic-Toner-100ml/p/729356

I digress. I could talk about acids all day but I won’t.

Am I a fully functioning adult? I suppose on paper I am. Homeowner. Great career. No financial worries. 5 foreign holidays a year. CATS PROTECTION SAID I WAS ADULT ENOUGH TO HAVE RESPONSIBILTY FOR A CAT. It doesn’t get much more adulty than having a cat.

But do I feel like an adult? Hell no. What does an adult even feel like?

For the big day itself I’m going to be spending it at Disneyland Paris with my beloved family. I can think of no other way to spend my big day. Disney clothes, Disney singing, Disney rides, Disney everything.

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By the time you read this, I’ll be 30. I’ll be enjoying spending time with my Mum, JP, my sister Rachel and her boyfriend James at Disneyland. Hopefully we’ve all stayed friends and we’ve not fallen out. After all, you can’t fall out at the happiest place on earth! As well as Disney, JP and I will be enjoying a few days in Paris, my first time. At time of writing, Belgium have just beaten Brazil in the World Cup and will be playing France when we’re there. Allez les blues!

Anyway. Back to birthdays and the fact that I am possibly almost an adult now.

When I was growing up, people always used to say that one day Rachel and I would be best friends.

I refused to believe it. I would ignore them and go back to biting chunks out of her, punching her in the face and pulling her hair. I was 18.

I’M JOKING. I was 22, she was 18. Trolololol.

That’s a tad extreme but it turns out that those people all those years ago were correct, I adore my Rachel. We speak every day and I can’t imagine life without her.

Which has got me thinking about other things I heard when I was younger that turns out, were true

  • That spot on your face you think everyone will notice? They won’t. It’s not as bad as you think. Nobody will notice
  • You are nowhere near as fat as you think. You will look back at how ‘fat’ you were at 18 and wish you were still like that
  • You will turn in to your mother. Whether you want to or not. It might be gradual, it might be sudden. But one day you will find yourself carefully putting an open cucumber in a food bag before putting it back in the fridge wondering when you became her (FYI I was 21)
  • Even though you think you’re dying, trust me, time really does heal a broken heart
  • Nobody knows what they’re doing. This applies to life, work, relationships and friendships. Everyone is winging it
  • If a man acts and says he’s unavailable, believe him and run a mile
  • Early nights really are the way forward. My parents begging me not to stay up too late. Getting told off for staying up until goodness knows what time laughing at people who go to sleep before midnight. I now consider it a late night if I’m still awake at 9pm
  • When you’re young, elders will remark “you’re so lucky you can still eat what you want and not gain weight, wait until you get older”. You’ll laugh. You’ll always be able to each 25 courses at every sitting and never gain weight. You’ll always be slender and have the taut body of a gymnast. And then you’ll turn 28. You only have to look at a cake and you’ll gain 6lbs and you’re body shape morphs more and more in to that of a potato

 

There was also a few things I was told or believed as a child that turned out not to be true:

  • My Mum always encouraged me to wave to the people on planes in the sky. It was only after I had been cabin crew for about one year did I realise this was in fact a massive lie. I was 23
  • That plucking out a grey hair means that five new ones will appear. Jokes on you all. I plucked out two and ended up with a full head of grey hair by the age of 28
  • Cracking your joints will give you arthritis. Even bigger jokes on you all. I’ve never cracked a joint in my life and look at the state of me

 

What things were you told when you were younger that turned out to be true or not to be true?

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Looking forward to writing a far more health related post on my return to Aberdeen. 5 days after I return I’m straight back to hospital for my next bout of minor surgery on my toes and as this will be my second to last trip for this procedure, I’m going to blog about it. It’s not for the faint hearted so I won’t go in to detail here but if you suffer from psoriasis, and you have it in your nails, then you’ll get my drift and hopefully my next post can be of you some use for you.

For now, I’ll say goodbye. I’ve got a date with Mickey.

 

Big Birthday Incoming

30

Thirty

Dertig

Dreißig

Trenta

Trente

שְׁלֹשִׁים

No matter how I try to dress it up. 30 is happening. Two weeks today is my thirtieth birthday. Or in my dodgy estuary English accent, firty. Turning 33 will be a linguistic nightmare.

I’ve been thinking a lot about what this birthday means to me, if it means anything at all. It’s drilled in to us that turning 30 is a big deal. It’s a big birthday. But why? What will I be on the 10th July that I wasn’t on the 9th?

Is it because we’re programmed to think that 30 is the age at which one is properly an adult? That we’re supposed to have our shit together by 30? House in the suburbs, married, kids and a golden retriever?

Times change. Most of my friends don’t have children. In fact, looking at my closest circle, none of them have children. Those in relationships are in no hurry to get married. Choosing instead to enjoy hard-earned money on holidays and experiences. Singletons in no rush to settle down. I fell feet first in to my career but even if I hadn’t, I’m still young enough to start afresh and find something.

As for me. I don’t have children. I’m in no rush to have any, if any at all. I was asked recently by a woman at work, in a room full tired, stressed looking parents, what my secret was to looking young. Not having children, I joyfully chirped back. That and glycolic acid.

JP and I have been together just over 6 years now. We only lived together for the first-time last year when we purchased our flat. We clearly like to take our time with these things.

I don’t feel any pressure to do any of these things. Thankful to come from a family and be part of an extended family who put no pressure on us. No asking “when are you giving us a grandchild?” or other such questions that should never be asked.

I’m approaching 30 with my shit together. On paper at least

So why is 30 still such a big age? Why do I still feel like it’s supposed to be a turning point? Am I to wake up on my birthday and find I’m suddenly an adult? I doubt it, I’m going to be waking up at the happiest place on earth, Disneyland, where I can continue to live a Peter Pan existence.

What the thought of turning 30 has done for me though is that it’s made me question everything. The status quo and that’s never a bad thing.

I am deeply unhappy living in Aberdeen. What was supposed to be me living here for the 4 years it took me to gain my degree, turned in to me dropping out of Uni and now approaching 10 years here. I’ve put up with this without question for so long but now? Nah. Life’s too short to put up with this. So we’re working out where to go, what to do, when to make the move. I’ve always wanted to dye my hair some ludicrously unnatural colour, like pink. So guess what? A week after my birthday I’m starting the process to lighten my hair and will hopefully get my wish by the end of the year. Whilst fortunate that it pays well, I don’t enjoy my job. And my current questioning of the status quo has raised the question of am I happy to stick with my job? Is money everything? No. And no, but it helps. So I’m starting to think about dropping to part time, to give me the time to do something I enjoy. I’m a great believer that everyone has a marathon and a novel in them. I’ve done the marathon, so…? Questioning the status quo is always a good thing, but sometimes it takes something like a ‘milestone’ birthday to bring it about. So I will thank 30 for giving me the kick up the bum to get myself in to gear.

But 30 no longer feels like a milestone birthday in terms of achievements.

From speaking with friends and extensive research (ok, ok, I used google once), I’ve come to the conclusion that turning 30 is now more likely to be a time when people question the existential as opposed to the physical. What is my purpose as opposed to when will I pop a kid out. Questioning the norm. Termed the midilife crisis. Although if my arthritis and health continues to go on the way it is, it could well be a mid-life crisis.

Questioning who I am and the world around me is something that has been happening since I first got sick 2 years ago. My tolerance for bullshit, already incredibly low, became even lower. I suddenly didn’t have the time or the energy to listen to or engage with petty people and what they had to say. Living in Aberdeen I’m surrounded by the oil and gas industry, and am guilty of being part of it myself. Oil and gas has given a lot of people (perhaps not deservingly so) an awful lot of money. I work in an office of people who love nothing more than to show off with, especially with their cars. In work, in agony, close to tears, I shouldn’t have to listen to imbeciles whinging, close to a nervous breakdown, distraught about how a seagull pooped on their freshly cleaned car. Like seriously, get a fucking grip and stop being so pathetic. Some people have actual real problems. It doesn’t make me angry, in spite of how it reads, it just baffles me how people get so wound up about something that doesn’t even deserve a second of thought. Whereas before I perhaps would have listened, hmmed in all the right places and made appropriate facial expressions, now I just mutter something like ‘not good’ before proudly remarking that I’ve never washed my car because it’ll rain soon enough and that’ll wash it away. This is something that I’ll be taking in to my 30s with me. My zero tolerance for bullshit.

I’ve also developed zero tolerance for fakery. Fakery of myself even. I no longer feel the need to try and be something that I’m not, both physically and personally. Sure, I’m packing more pounds of weight that I’m currently comfortable with, but I feel so much less pressure to look a certain way the older I get. I’d always read it’d happen, you know when people asked to give advice to their 18 year old self, usually it’s “you’re not as fat as you think you are” but I’ve never really related to it until now. Christ, I thought I was enormous in my teens and early twenties. I developed an unhealthy relationship with both my body and food, despite weighing less than 110lbs. Always thinking people wouldn’t like me if I was fat. I’m a good 40lbs heavier than that now but you know what? I don’t hate myself and I actually think there are people out there who like me, just the way I am (feeling like Bridget Jones with that one). Hell, I even have a man who loves me no matter what. Who would never dream of putting me down, and who supports me when I try to eat healthier and move a little more. Even if he does encourage me to have that portion of sticky toffee pudding when I probably shouldn’t. (Jack, if you do ever read this, thanks for introducing me to sticky toffee pudding. Let’s go to Marks and Spencer and get some).

In my early twenties I wore clothes because I thought it was what I was supposed to wear. My go-to outfit for a night out would literally involve me wearing nothing more than a pair of knickers and a bra. Any photographic evidence that I have of this, and believe me, there is a lot, won’t be making an appearance here. But I no longer feel the need to fit in. I’m not somebody who will ever look traditionally sexy. I am cute and I am proud. I don’t wear jeans. I don’t know how to wear denim full stop, which seems to be the staple wardrobe of so many people. If I wanna wear Disney sweatshirts and animal print dresses then I’m going to. And I do. And I don’t care. I remember years ago reading in a magazine that women over the age of about 25 (I think) shouldn’t wear glittery nail polish. And I don’t know why but that’s stayed with me all those years. I love glittery nail polish. Why should I give it up at a certain age? For the record, I haven’t and I won’t. I always have glittery nails and will until the day I do. In the 10 or so years since I read that article I am at least grateful and thankful to be part of a generation who are sticking two figures up to the old established ‘rules.’ I’ll wear what makes me happy. It won’t please everyone, but these tend to be the same people crying because there’s a seagull within 200ft of the car, so their opinion is irrelevant. Life is too short to pretend to be something that you’re not. If my Instagram feed is anything to go by, everyone I know has recently been to see either Ed Sheeran or Beyonce. In years gone by I’ve listened to Beyonce (I WAS PROBABLY DRUNK OK) but I no longer need to pretend that I fit in. I’d rather eat dirt than listen to either of them. And that’s ok.

When I google turning 30, the internet is full or articles telling people (women I assume, I’m yet to meet a man having a breakdown over turning 30 or one jittery enough to google it) what they should be doing and what they should have.

A personal fave is from the Huffington Post, ’12 Financial Goals You Should Reach by Your 30s”.

“Your 30s are meant for building wealth, not digging your way out of debt” it proclaims. Actually, my 30s are going to be about taking even more foreign holidays than I already do (although admittedly I have no personal debt) and I’m always going to prioritise holidays over saving. I’m particularly enjoying point 2, “No more student debt”. Hey Huff Post, I checked my student debt amount a week ago and I still owe Student Loans England £14,000, despite the fact I pay a lot of money each month towards clearing the balance. So guess what Huff Post? Fuck you and your stupid rules. I’m going to be entering my 60s and still have student debt and I’m not going to care at all.

I guess that I’m going to be entering my 30s content with who I am but perhaps not quite so content with my surroundings. Still got some toxic people to say goodbye to, maybe a more enjoyable and fulfilling job to find. But I’m no longer sweating the small stuff (GOD I sound exactly like my Mother).

If you’ve made it this far then I salute you, but out of curiosity, what’s the one thing you’d like to go back and tell yourself?

I’ve written before about ‘Always Wear Sunscreen’ by Mary Schmich, immortalised into a song by Baz Luhrman, and I’m going to leave you with the lyrics posted here in