I should start this post by saying that it is very much intended to be tongue in cheek and is based on my own observations, although I have no doubt that most of these are recognisable to anybody who’s a member of a health related facebook group.
Support groups have offered me just that. Support. I have only very briefly met one other psoriatic arthritis sufferer, an amazing guy called Paul who works at The Hydro in Glasgow, and who kindly moved my Mum and my seats for Black Sabbath to the accessible section when he saw that I was struggling up the one million stairs. Top Bloke. So support groups, linking people together when the otherwise may feel quite isolated is great.
They do however also drive me absolutely nuts at times.
So today I introduce to you:
The 5 People You Meet in Online Support Groups
- The Attention Seeker. This person posts things that are usually unrelated to any kind of health condition, and is probably the same person who posts on their personal facebook “OMG can’t believe it” What’s wrong? “Can’t say on here hun.”. They post a few times a day. Things like “OMG I can’t believe I forgot to put sugar in my tea today, what am I like”. Thanks so much for sharing with us all your truly terrible ordeal Susan, sending thoughts and hugs your way during this difficult time. These people are the ones that drive me the craziest and I block the worst, most annoying offenders.
- The ‘I have it worse’. Whilst this person does exist in the world of arthritis, in my personal experience, this type of person is the absolute worse when it comes to psoriasis. “You have like two tiny spots, 234674% of my body is covered”. These kinds of people. Can’t offer any kind of advice without telling you theirs is worse. I always find their comments quite spiteful and feel that they are both trying to undermine the original poster, and also win at life for having it the worst. They are the real life psoriasis version of The 4 Yorkshire Men from Monty Python. And I hate them. The people. Not Monty Python.
- The ‘I can’t be bothered to google’. These people are very closely related to The Attention Seeker, and they can be hard to tell apart, expect that this person tends to post more on topic. But posts about things that google, mediation information leaflets or you know, their doctor, could answer (but why do that when you can get attention online! See. Closely related). “I took 2 paracetamol this morning, can I take 2 more tonight?” “I’ve been struggling to breath and have tight chest pains and I coughed up a lung earlier, any ideas what it could be?”. Nah, no idea. You tried google?
- The Joker. The joke teller. The meme poster. Loves a quote of words posted on a picture of a Minion. Trying to keep the spirits of the group up when all we want to do is roll around in deep heat and cry. I applaud them for their optimism. But they still drive me nuts.
- The Superstar. The person who knows the right thing to say. Who knows the answer or knows where to point you in the right direction. Full of reassurances and level headed. Knows the best products to buy and try and what to avoid. Can always be relied on no matter what question you posed. Every group has a few and they also happen to be my favourite people in the group.
Special shout outs to the runners up.
- The Childs Farm advocate. No the cream didn’t cure or clear your psoriasis. It’s just a moisturiser. I bet the Child’s Farm marketing team can retire now thanks to you all.
- The cbd oil potential user. I think we’ve all seen enough to know that the one from Holland and Barrett tastes like poo. And no, it’s not good enough to help you.
- The over-sharer. Shares every intimate detail of their life. Probably the same person who posts hundreds of daily photos of their toddler potty training on their personal facebook page.
Who have I missed out? I’m sure that there are probably 50 types of people you meet! Let me know who I’ve forgotten and who your favourite is!!